It just occured to me how awesome I am

I am awesome.
The end.

wow...

Sometimes I look around my school and wonder how these dumb fucks even got into university V.V

StudyStudyStudy.....or not

So I'm sitting here attempting to convince myself that I really SHOULD start studying for my history of Psych midterm tomorrow afternoon, BUT I'm failing terribly. I've never really been good at history related classes...I suck at remembering who came up with what theory. I mean...does it REALLY matter WHO came up with it, and more with the fact that it exists itself.
SHEESH

Ahh well I guess it's giving academic credit where it's due...pfft...academic credit.

I can't wait to get this stupid undergraduate degree over with, only 4 more semesters (woot V.V), then it's off to somewhere for grad school so I can make a bunch of money by charging people out the nose to come talk to me (lol)

Anyways, okay, I'm going to study now....for serious....seriously...I'm going to do it!

The Psychiatric Hotline (haha)

Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.